dumb blonde

I was rolling down the street yesterday after paying my semi-annual visit to the dentist for a cleaning. Everything went as planned at the dentist with no problems! Anyway, back to my ride back to the office. I noticed a gal behind me holding her cell phone below her mouth... maybe 6 or 8 inches below. She was clearly speaking on her cell phone using the speaker phone feature. As most of my readers know you are not allowed to talk on your cell phone in Cali but instead have to use an ear piece, Blue Tooth, etc.... As we kept driving down the street I looked back and noticed blondie holding the phone closer to her ear, like you would normally hold a phone, but still about 4 or 5 inches away from her head. Really? Do you really think that doesn't count as talking on the cell phone lady? I am not a cop but I will take a chance at saying that you are probably still breaking the law... and if anything you are more obvious holding the phone out away from your head then if you just head it up by your ear intangeled with your blonde hair. You might think about buying an ear piece next time you go to the store for a bottle of hair coloring... oh ya, I could also tell, all the way from my car, that was not your natural color!

peace out.