Monday, September 8, 2008

Gym Talk - Monday Edition

MEMO TO 3 NEWBIES ON THE BIKES IN THE FRONT ROW:

DO NOT TALK SO LOUD AT 5:00 AM. THIS IS NOT THE SOCIAL HOUR.

Seriously, if I was a newbie at a gym I would keep my mouth closed and try to fit in. Maybe see how others behave. Is there a protocol for changing a TV station, turning fans on or off, and... TALKING. These three people are acting like they have been there for years. The one gal looks familiar but she is not a regular. The other two are fresh off the boat! Today I went to sit down on a bike, after hitting the Nautilus machines for a few minutes, and the newbie guy said, "oh we are actually saving that bike for our friend. Would you mind going down there?" Well, of course I did it. He did not realize the bikes that were left, on the far end of the front row, are not as good as the bike he was saving. However, more importantly this is not a social time and NOBODY saves bikes at 5:00 AM at my gym. These people are out of line and need to be stopped! At 5:00 AM you put in your time and then go to work; all business!

With that said, I will now start working!

Happy Monday y'all.

peace out.

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